princeowl:

quoting the social network on your deathbed

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

prospited:

WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

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claydols:

i want my tombstone to say “am i dead? bitch i might be”

(Source: basedgosh)

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

tedston:

i’m too folk-rock for this

• end of essay: u feel me??