July 2012
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crumbelievable:
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
June 2012
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coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
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feistodon:
girl ask boy do u care about me boy say no girl start to cry boy say i OBAMAcare about u
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nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
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c’est la vie
zuckerbergin:
i want the social network: the musical
padamoosen:
teapayne:
If I was famous I would buy every cardboard cut out of me
#and then set them up all around a conference table #and stand at the front and say ‘I bet you’re wondering why I asked you all here today’
dalailamaofficial:
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
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buttgenie:
have you ever had really mean thoughts and snarky whiny remarks in your head oh my god because in my mind i’m an even bigger asshole than i let everybody think i am
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“She’s the most mousy and terrifying person I’ve ever met. She’s such a little...”
– Channing Tatum on The Bitter Pill co-star Rooney Mara (via progressive-brutal)
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naveregnide:
Serving Size: 4?
More like serving size 4 me!
andrewmcclain:
Bon Iver’s “Skinny Love” becomes...
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