let me explain you a thing

oh so i finished the hunger games and i feel like i read it wrong because i didn’t like anything i was probably supposed to like

-_- 

ander-son:

finnickerr:

come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

i am eight but i will soon benign

puppyluver43:

does this ed hardy shirt make my dick look any bigger

didn’t you just get your wisdoms out? burger milkshake.

why does that even sound appetizing to me i have a PROBLEM also aw yeah last thursday.

GET BURGERS THEY ARE DELICIOUS

I KNOWWWWWWWWW GURL i’m on ma way

someone talk me into going downstairs to see if we still have burgers

i want foooooooooooOoOoOD

trubbishie:

trubbishie:

who even says i have to wait 2 minutes thats too long im eating this fucking microwave pot pie and no one can stop me

I BuRNED MY TONGUe

tlyudacris:

miaism:

campaign to stop putting raisins in food 

I was about to be like OK DON’T INVITE ME and then I remembered I’m in a different state

if you were home we’d already be there DUH

after i get back from work

bring your boyfriend to work day basically

one of the ladies’ reactions to him? “OH MY GOD HE’S SUCH A CUTIE WHY IS HE SO SHY DID WE SCARE HIM OFF”

/dying 

oh god and my wisdom tooth mouthwash stuff took all the taste out of my mouth no how am i supposed to eat beef jerky and drink pink lemonade now

whyy whyw whwyw hwyw