i can never just listen to ‘soul meets body’
it has to be an ordeal.
there’s even lightning and thunder.
i don’t know why i’m awake this is prime napping time
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
i’m a republican and i’m kind of really offended everyone groups us into being just like that asshole. not all republicans are like that and tbh it really hurts that people think this way about me.
“wahhhh wahhhh the people i support for positions of power are subhuman scum with awful ideas and it really hurts that people think im an asshole because i want to make sure the president of the country i live in is run by a cartoon villain”
- me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
- me: okay let's do it
in fingertips, in teeth.” —
Robert Hass, from “Spring”
omg fucking finally
chocolate chips in my kitchen holla
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
what if your wife orbits my dick
I mean, I see their point but just because I call Armie Hammer a real man doesn’t mean I think anything less isn’t real. l o l.
Alright, that’s fair, albeit a little passive aggressive.
I used to be mmarsbars for a while, and I think before that I was eisenwhat.
Defend yourself from what? If you’re offended, please leave. Go find a sense of humor or something. Take a bath. Relax.
I wasn’t being defensive, I just think it’s ridiculous for you to tell me how to run my blog.
please don’t tell me how to tag my shit.