October 2011
i’ve been really busy doing nothing the past few days.
and in five days, i start working on a novel.
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next time i’m on an elevator with a bunch of random strangers i’m gonna turn around and say “i’m sure you’re all wondering why i’ve gathered you here”
Home-She & Him
oh my god.
NaNoWriMo starts in a week.
yes! another pink grapefruit-flavored cough drop!
- JV: So I was arguing with this dipshit on the internet like, "You can't just believe that we have winter because Persephone ate some pomegranate seeds, not because of the angle of the earth's axis in relation to the sun."
- AV: I don't know, man. Have you ever had pomegranate seeds? They tilt me on MY axis.
Let’s Misbehave-Elvis Costello
Peanut butter and jelly?
Fuck your peanut butter and jelly.
AMERICA’S FAVORITE SANDWICH IS LIBERTY AND JUSTICE
(via thechocolatebrigade)
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You had cake of cheese?!
i had to have something mushy and perfect.
eating cheesecake is so good at making me forget
that my face is bloated and discolored.
Mad Tom of Bedlam by Charlene Kaye


