May 2013
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[[MORE]]i’ve only left my bed to get taco bell
because i’ve been really angry all day.
i hate myself
not really but like, today i do.
“One could not count the moons that shimmer on her roofs,
Or the thousand...”
– Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns (via california—rose)
necklace-of-rope:
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
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meladoodle:
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
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“As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...”
– Aman Ali (via coffeeurlgirl)
“So you were born backwards.
Your heart covers 80% of your skin.
It is huge—and...”
– “Perfectly Human”, Miles Walser (via noxtalgic)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs
“I’ve always known I’d be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and...”
– Joey Comeau (via quotedocument)
townsvillain:
why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior
hypnus:
maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
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Being told I was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now I have a complex and question my entire existence when I dont excel at something right away
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“He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment—because as good as kissing...”
– John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
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Marina and The Diamonds was a hell of a show.
fivetail:
Gender: Deception
Relationship Status: Disgrace
Sexual Orientation: Evil as plain as the scar on my face
“Men who want to be feminists do not need to be given a space in feminism. They...”
– soultired (via sonicy0uth)
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“That’s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can’t experience...”
– Kaui Hart Hemmings, The Descendants (via makelovetothepolice)
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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princeowl:
quoting the social network on your deathbed
vagisodium:
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vagisodium:
i fucking hate models. sleek and sexy going up and down the runway all cocky. aerodynamic and full of people taking them where they need to go
oh shit nvm i was thinking about planes
fuck planes
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jencorpsichord:
hot dating tip: sweep your date off their feet by literally sweep kicking their feet out from under them. catching them is optional.
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dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
friskier:
my mom said if this gets 200,000 notes she will abolish the patriarchy
grotle:
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
theanti90smovement:
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
