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i fucking hate models. sleek and sexy going up and down the runway all cocky. aerodynamic and full of people taking them where they need to go
oh shit nvm i was thinking about planes
fuck planes
hot dating tip: sweep your date off their feet by literally sweep kicking their feet out from under them. catching them is optional.
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
Palestinian girls watch their teacher during a ballet class at Gaza college in Gaza City September 3, 2012.
[Credit : Mohammed Salem / Reuters]
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
#we could be together for 60 years #and i would still be like do you really love me? #pansy :) #;p
my mom said if this gets 200,000 notes she will abolish the patriarchy
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
