vagisodium:

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i fucking hate models. sleek and sexy going up and down the runway all cocky. aerodynamic and full of people taking them where they need to go

oh shit nvm i was thinking about planes

fuck planes

jencorpsichord:

hot dating tip: sweep your date off their feet by literally sweep kicking their feet out from under them. catching them is optional.

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

donutlikeu:

scraggay:

slam nunk

the score is 6 to nun 

(Source: k1x)

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

fotojournalismus:

Palestinian girls watch their teacher during a ballet class at Gaza college in Gaza City September 3, 2012.

[Credit : Mohammed Salem / Reuters]

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

friskier:

my mom said if this gets 200,000 notes she will abolish the patriarchy

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

fwips:

sasstielspn:

fwips:

”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”

-Benjamin Franklin 

Benjamin Franklin died in 1790

are u calling me a liar